Pappu: Pita Ji Netaon Ke Kapadon Ka Rang Safed Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Taki Dal Badalne Par Bhi Kapade N Badalne Paden
Santa Pappu Se "Feel Ho Ya Pas Tumhe Motersical Lekker Dunga"A Pappu: Sach Papa? Santa: Han Paas Hua To 'Pals'r College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Fal Hua To 'Rajdut' Dudh Bechane Ke Liye
Santa Pappu Se: Agar Ek Aadmi Ek Chhata Barah Rupaye Pandrah Paise Men Kharidta Hai Aur Gyarah Rupaye Sath Paise Men Bechta Hai To Use Labh Hua Ya Hani? Pappu: Rupaye Men Hani Aur Paise Men Labh!
Jito Santa Se: Ek Kaam Karoge Ji Mera Pappu Ko Aaj Chidiya Ghar Le Jaoge Santa Gusse Men Tha Aur Bola: Mujhe Kya Garaj Padi Hai? Chidiya Ghar Wale Agar Use Chahte Hain To Ve Khud Aayen Aur Use Le Jaayen
Pappu: Papa Main Lav Maris Karunga Santa: Ha Tu Lav Maris Hi Kar Lena Kyonki Jaisi Teri Shakl Hai Mujhe Nahin Lagta Main Teri Arenge Marij Karva Paunga
Pappu: Ye Sadhu Bhai Ka Kaun Sa Rishta Hai? Santa: Jab Do Anjaan Vyakti Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Aapas Men Sadhu Bhai Kahlate Hain